The ODB

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Hipsters ruin everything?

Let me be the first to say, hipsters suck. Now my feelings are known let me elaborate why. Look I am a very passionate and hate-filled person in general so me not liking something is nothing special. However I am impressed with the amount of the hate pie that hipsters take of my hatred. Back to why: first off they ruin all that was cool but now isn't, because of them doing it "ironically". Lumberjack shirts and old man sweaters, what the fuck I liked those first motherfuckers! I don't wear lumberjack shirts to be cool ironically, I look good in them and I feel like a lumber jack. (Side note: I would be Paul Bunyan in a second if I could. I mean I get an axe and a giant Ox? Sign me up dude!) Then they wear old man or Bill Cosby sweaters, to be cool by being lame. Really? I wear that shit because I am cold, skinny people need layers man. When those blonde hipster girls smoke menthols outside wearing their hair in that hand bag of hat that sits at the back of their heads like a lava sucking their fucking brain out in a sweater that reeks of dead guy that barely covers their naval to display their chunky legs in black tights, flattering. Also the square frame glasses, Buddy Holly wore those because he didn't have a choice, not because he thought it was cool. JESUS. The worst are those guys with the kid's super hero back packs that was definately 30 dollars and their old man sweaters over their lumberjack shirts with grey skinny jeans hot boxing a cigarette with some other duplicant loser blathering on about how cool Tool and Sonic Youth are, fuck you, Daydream Nation isn't about you.
     Back to why they ruin things. I like old school cartoons: Power Rangers (Green Ranger!), TMNT, The Amazing Spiderman (1960's), Spiderman(1990's),  Roco's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, Inside-Out-Boy, and many more. I like to wear shirts that portray my love, not to wear ironically as a statement. The most WOW he's a douchebag loser moment was when I saw this guy wear a Beatles shirt and a trucker hat the said "Suckz" (Yes with a fucking Z!) with an arrow pointing down to his shirt. Mind you I am not crazy about the Beatles, but the amount of retard thought and "how cool I am logic" that went into it made me want to vomit!

    That's all for now, be back later with more thought on this topic. To quote a great man "How can number 1 be number 2?" Just remember I am number 1.

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